The title of the video sounded so much better than what we got.

It wasn't a "video tutorial of starting up a Turing phone" but a video of a guy running the "Turing Phone startup tutorial", i.e. the one the phone runs when it starts.

At least we see something. And it brings up the worldwide possible total Turing Phones to 5, right?

But why oh why aren't there more videos like this. Normally everybody and their uncle posts unboxing videos of their new Xbox One S, or Shoes, or long-awaited video game or even their new Grammy Award. Ok, that was a ringer, but still, where's the videos?