It was one saturday morning when I took trash out and found this machine thrown away. Went back in with it, took leathermann and for half an hour destroyed it while rest of the family ate breakfast right next to me. After I finished I stood up, put the helmet on and proclaimed: I'm the breadmachineman! I'm going to save the world! Wife sighed, turned her back and continued eating bread.

It has been awesome feeling to put the suit on and leave from home carrying the helmet, like astronaut. Best was when I went to by cigarrets and the clerck asked what the helmet is. I put it on and said I'm the breadmachineman. When I took it of he stared at me astonished and said: Thank you!

That is from my youtube channel (where I always just dumb what I happen to make). I'm also a white ninja.