I hate apple. But here is my list:

1. FM transmitter
2. Ability to play streaming links like sports encoded with wmv
3. Kickstand for movies.
4. Stereo speakers.
5. Keyboard and all the games u can play with the emulator.
6. Swap batteries
7. Multiboot
8. Notifications
9. Widgets
10. Desktops highly customizable.
11. Flash for the camera
12. Play flash videos and games.
13. pay 10$ for unlimited internet
14. Draw pictures on resistive screen.
15. Overclock to more than 1 Ghz
16. Stay online by all IM services at the same time
17. UPNP media streamer is inbuilt for transferring songs/files wirelessly over the wifi
18. Jailbreak Ps3
19. Use as usb device for file transfer/ mouse/keyboard.
20. Bluetooth file transfers.
21. Video chat with skype via 3G also.
22. Full web experience.

Will let u know if i remember more
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